I know that at someone point I’ve mentioned that we have a patron that loves to sign the Library up for magazine subscriptions with false names. Really random, nonsense names for all sorts of magazines.
As a result, we receive multiple issues of Good Housekeeping, Shape, Runner’s World, and the like for “Harry Hogwartson” and “Batman Laserspeed” every month.
Last week, a Runner’s World came in for a “Cassidy Cumberbund”.
Borderline creepy, but also funny.
Cassidy Cumberbund, that’s not my name ::clap clap:: that’s not my name ::clap clap::
I came across your post in my “related posts” thingy on my “compose” page and it made me laugh and laugh.